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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Buttercups...



Buttercups and Golf balls...

Towards the end of the golf course, Tom hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch..

All of a sudden . . .. POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature!" "Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?" "Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life; better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life .. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!!!"

Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Tom recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred, where are you?"

Tom shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'

4 comments:

Sally said...

HA! Gotta love Mother Nature! :)The picture is awesome. (((hugs)))

Brenda said...

Beautiful buttercups!

Patti said...

Yeah, ya gotta watch those buttercups and Mother Nature. Ahy maybe you could grow some on your farm!I love this photo. Would you mind if I put it on my sidebar as one of my favorite barns? It is amazing and the horses just make it even better!Hope you are having a wonderful day.HugsPatti

Tonjia said...

mwahahahaha....