Holy Humor...

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"  His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know what the Bible means?"  The son replied, "I do  know!"  "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"  "That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly," It stands for 'Basic  Information Before Leaving Earth.'

There was a very  gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the  country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.

A minister parked  his car in a no-parking zone in a large city  because he was short of time and couldn't find a  space with a meter.  Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll  miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

While driving in  Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the  carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."

A  minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The  attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.  "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."  The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean, It's the same in my business."

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"  A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.  "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "

I hope you all have a peaceful Sunday filled with love...