Does Yours Do This?

Enjoying my first cup of coffee this morning and thinking about maybe doing a blog post today, I had one in mind. It had to do with birds and I may use it tomorrow. Then my thought process kicked in.

I call MPM Mama instead of Lauren and how I'm sure she doesn't mind and then it went to I love being called Mom and it's my favorite name. I'm leaving out some of the middle stuff because I just can't get back there. Wondering if kids still call their Mother's Mommy, Mama, Mom and how that came from Mother. I was immediately glad that it wasn't shortened to Moth or Mot. Doesn't sound so sweet. I just thought of this... Father to Daddy and Dad. Good it wasn't Fath or Fat.

Then female/male came to mind and the only difference is "fe". Those two letters seem to be causing a great deal of ruckus, madness, confusion and mayhem in the world. Then "fe" backwards is "ef" and then of course what the "ef" came in. That used to be the bad word for sex in my Mom's mind and I was never to use it or get knocked silly.

Thinking I'd put this "ef" theory on my FB status and then realizing I can't because it wouldn't be PC and may hurt feelings and cause arguments and such. Then the thought of how I used to be able to blog so much better when I could sit at the computer with coffee and smoke. I can't do that now and my brain only seems to work in the garage when I smoke. I shouldn't even type that because (I thought) it would not be HC (health correct).

Yesterday, while ironing David's shirt, I wondered if Democrats wore Right Guard deodorant? I wasn't smoking, so maybe my brain is adjusting.

Then again, if you're reading, you may think my brain is broken. If it is, it's been this way forever. Maybe your thought processes run similar to mine and you get it. You may be glad you don't live in my head! You may have many weird thoughts after you leave here LOL

I might should have stuck with my original post about birds.